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Here we've got a collection of random events for different anime genres (Fighting Fighters, Magical Girls, Robot War, and Weird High School)! ... [click here for more] |
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Ewen's Tables now brings you a second dose of ANIME STUFF, because a mere four tables and 6 pages couldn't possibly contain all of the anime crap rattling around Ewen's brain!
Giant Robot Names: If you've ever been jealous of the names that giant robots in anime have, now's your chance! Send Evangeldread Custom or Neokaiser Mk. II into battle and show them all!
Manly Japanese... [click here for more] |
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Time for some more tables, this time about everyone's favorite kind of impairment-causing liquid: alcohol!
Beers: Try a cool Mexican Tire, Zombie Hefeweizen, or Dragon's Green Beer.
Cocktails: Or maybe you're in the mood for a sophisticated Long Island Orgasm, Bloody Russian, or Tequila Volcano.
Liquors: Let's just hit the hard stuff, like a... [click here for more] |
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A selection of tables for stuff relating to old-school cartoon shorts!
Cartoon Show Titles
Cartoon Character Species
Cartoon Character Profession
Cartoon Props
Cartoon Locations
Cartoon Random Events
... [click here for more] |
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What if fantasy, but DARK? Well I think it'd go a little something LIKE THIS:
Dark Fantasy Villains: Are you ready to face the dreaded Mourning Butcher, Fell Headsman, or Crownless Doctor?
Dark Fantasy Locales: But to reach that villain, you must traverse Flaying Swamp, the Stormwrought Hive, and the Barbed Ossuary!
Forbidden Magics: And when... [click here for more] |
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This PDF is not an endorsement of doing drugs or whatever (I'm not here to judge) and is not medical advice (though if you're getting medical advice from random tables I don't even know what to day). Yes, this installment is about drugs, legal and otherwise.
Fictional Drugs: Need something for your cyberpunk future addicts? Let them have Hypno-Dip, Glitter Gel, or Turbo Triangles!
Herbal... [click here for more] |
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In a rare non-silly installment, this time around we have tables for French, German, Italian, and Spanish names. And... that's it. Enjoy! ... [click here for more] |
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This time around we have a collection of tables that generate "glyphs," various visual icons kinda like those story dice things they sell. There are four tables of glyphs, themed around Fantasy, Modern, Sci-Fi, and Weird. ... [click here for more] |
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More tables! More nonsense! New logo for some reason! It's time to surf our way into cyberspace and e-skateboard on the information superhighway!
Hashtags: Burn up Twitter with #OccupyNinjas, #BestOfUnderwear, or #GetGrief!
Internet Handles: Not sure what to call yourself on the forum? Try CrunkRonPaul, Muffin Thief, or sexyHedgehog!
Novelty Twitter Accounts:... [click here for more] |
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This time around we have a set of four tables for various kinds of Japanese monsters!
Dark Magical Girls: Need to name an evil magical girl? How about Famine Nurse Sekhmet, Moon Caller Yue, or Forsaken Captor Aura?
Kaiju: Need a giant monster to smash up Tokyo? How about a beetle with a psychic shockwave, an octopus that shoots laser beams, or a yeti that generatges... [click here for more] |
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It's time for a PDF of exceptionally random, goofy tables that don't really fit anywhere else!
Anti-Drug Propaganda Movies: If you saw Reefer Madness and just couldn't get enough, swing by the cineplex for shocking tales like Hemp Psychosis, Skag: Assassin of Youth, or Crystal Meth Folly!
Fantasy PC Names: Not sure what to name the character you just rolled up?... [click here for more] |
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It's time for a PDF of exceptionally random, goofy tables that don't really fit anywhere else!
Christmas Songs: Celebrate the winter holiday with new classics like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rock, Thank God It's Jesus Boy, The Chipmunk Faithful, or O Come All Ye Shoes!
Pizza Generator: A series of tables for generating pizzas! If you stick to the more sensible parts... [click here for more] |
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This is a collection of four tables that didn't really fit anywhere else.
Terrible 70s Recipes: Inspired by the 70s Dinner Party Twitter/Tumblr/book, this lets you create culinary atrocities like Spam Batons A La King, Crispy Eggplant Aspic, or the dreaded Oriental Beef Ring.
Obliquer Strategies: Inspired by Brian Eno's Oblique Strategies deck, this gives you... [click here for more] |
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Here we've got a collection of random events for different modern genres (Action, Espionage, Horror, and Superneroes)! ... [click here for more] |
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After a long absence, Ewen's Tables is back, baby! And this time... more food! Are you hungry? Because this time around we've got:
Desserts: Finish up your meal with a nice Frozen Alaska, Turkish Jell-O, or even a dangerous Spotted Split!
Excessively American Food: Sitting down for a meal at one of those deep-fried chain restaurants? Try our Blazing Texan Mahi-Mahi... [click here for more] |
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This time around I vented a bit by making a pack of tables to do with (mostly American) politcs.
Weird Politician Names: Who are you voting for and/or yelling about? Consider Lori Huck, Dick Bacon, or Ed Wizard!
Awful Pundit Names: If you really and truly have to watch a pundit trying to make you angry, how about Rick Krauthammer, Howitzer Santorum, or Rush Savage.
Worthless... [click here for more] |
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Are you ready to make love real? Then bust out those dice and roll up some tinglers like:
Phantom Unicorn Samurai Wants My Gay Ass
Slammed in the Butt by Clippy Who Is Also Good-Looking
The Charming Living d66 Table Wants My Butt
Brontosaurus Anal Workout
Redacted in the Butt by the Trillionaire Living Diner
So yeah. That happened. In case you couldn't guess this is for mature audiences.... [click here for more] |
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So you know that post-apocalyptic science fantasy horror RPG from that one publisher names for a lesser-known precious metal? Here are some tables for that!
Character Classes: What C.C. will you pick when you make a character? How about a Tattooed Borg, City Boy, Combat Commando, Glitter Wizard, Stone Rider, or Ley Line Juicer?
Spells and Powers: Wield incredible... [click here for more] |
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It's time for some more music-related stuff, so here we go!
Electronic Music Artists: Move over, deadmau-five, it's time for Daftwerk, Massive Party, or Infected Brothers to drop a new track!
Heavy Metal Band Names: Or maybe you'd prefer to rock out with Hatestar, Judas Machine, or Hammerdeath!
Music Genres: Not sure what kind of music you even... [click here for more] |
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I decided to get out of my comfort zone, so here's a pack of tables about sports!
Sports: What sport should we play/watch/obsess over? How about rhythmic archery, pickleball, or taser tennis?
Sports Team Names: But what should you call your pickleball team? How about the Cornjerkers, Executioners, or Rubber Ducks?
Weird Athlete Names: Did you... [click here for more] |
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This is a collection of tables relating to American B-movies. It uses a lot of stuff I’ve been working on for my Studio B party card game (a spinoff of Channel A), providing tables for generating movie titles from three different eras:
Psychotronic Movie Night: Movies from the era of drive-in movies and into the weirdness of the 60s and 70s. Named for the Psychotronic... [click here for more] |
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This is a set of ____________ (number) ____________ (adjective) tables that you can use to ____________ (verb) ____________ (plural noun) for use with ____________ (adjective) games, ____________ (adjective) word games, or whatever else comes to mind. ____________ (exclamation)! This will be really ____________ (adjective)! ... [click here for more] |
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I am not joking when I call this one "weird names." It's... pretty weird.
Weird Names: Clementine McCringleberry, Opalescence Peanutbutter, Thelonioius Hufflepuff
Really Weird Names: Floppy Habedashery, Neptunia Biscotti, Villayn Evilman
Incredibly Weird Names: Fighterina Cooldown, Corny Bacon, Kneesocks Stabity
Incoherently Weird Names:... [click here for more] |
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