Ewen's Tables: Odds and Ends 2

This Ewen's Tables collection is another set of extra d66 tables he had sitting around that he thought you might find funny for some reason. So let's get down to business!

1. Clickbait Headlines: Sensationalist headlines for your blog are just a few rolls of the dice away! Rack up those hits by telling the world about Oprah's 6 Secrets of Successful AIDS Cures, 8 Revelations From Cute Kittens, or 15 Unbelievable Kiddie Pools!
2. Dubious Awards: Sure, you could give someone a good award, but why not give them the award for Best Smelling Dice Collection, Most Poignant Slam Poetry, or Saddest Unicorn?
3. Questionable Foods: Generate strange foods like Deep-Fried Craft Beer, Nutella Poutine, or Pumpkin Spice Hummus, sure to show up at an overpriced food truck near you any day now!
4. Questionable Powers: Maybe your superhero is a little too super. In that case you can give them one of these questionable powers like Emit Ennui, Accelerate Bones, or Partial Immunity to Schadenfreude.
5. Bonus! Random Numbers: Use this table to generate some truly random numbers like 1 jillion, infinity, 668, or hyaku gojuu ichi!