you wouldn't last one minute on the creek |PARFAIT EDITION| (TROIKA Compatible)

you wouldn't last one minute on the creek

I was once watching a certain beloved show about a sentient creek. When I brought it up at work, someone mocked me. I quickly shouted at them "YOU WOULDN'T LAST ONE MINUTE ON THE CREEK". This brewed in my skull for years.. Now I offer you a TROIKA! compatible version of this experience. So uh.. roll up a character with the background of choice.

• This is a cosmic dread simulator,  that could also function as a funnel. Maybe you're playing a game and you need a duel and someone shouts "YOU WOULDN'T LAST ONE MINUTE ON THE CREEK"... ya.. now u kno what will happen.
• You could also use it as a quick way to level up your TROIKA! characters.
• It's also totally functional as a 1 player game.
• let me know in the comments how many seconds you make it on the creek... maybe we'll make a leaderboard. Currently a pickup truck made it 10 seconds before taking a frisbee to the face and being sent to its doom in the creek.

Offering of Dark Space Nachoes:

“You wouldn’t last one minute on the creek” is an independent production by Orbital Intelligence, LLC and is not affiliated with the Melsonian Arts Council.

ps could u design a background that could last 60 seconds on the creek?

Written by Sean Richer, Edited by MRC (Fiona Maeve Geist & Jarrett Crader), Layout by Glynn Seal, Art by Sean Richer & Shutterstock