Are you tired of throwing two scoops of garden-variety undead at your party each session? Longing for something to make them sit up and take notice? Fret not; Black Goat Games is here with the Arjetkainen!

Picture if you will.. A powerful lich confronts the noble band of adventurers, begging for assistance. "You gotta help me.. I don't even LIKE cats! It's in my headheadheadheadheadhead oh hello Mr Goose! Let me sing you the song of my people." And then the lich, known far and wide as the scourge of the northern wastes, spends 3 hours desperately singing arias to a flock of confused geese.

If you think the adventurers will be confused, imagine how the lich feels!

Hungry. He feels hungry. He hungers for flesh, and his favorite spice is madness. Hey now.. adventuring could be considered a form of madness, right? Yeah! What sane person would delve into unknown, trap-filled murder holes in search of probably-not-there reward? No sane person, that's who. Yeah, lets eat the adventurers! Wait.. where did they go? DAMMIT! They got away! Oh well.. let's got get more cats. Yeah, cats are nice.

If you laughed your GameMaster laugh at any point, you owe yourself this supplement.